How to make a teacher mad

It’s one of the more common phrases I get for people finding my wiblog, so here are some suggestions for those people…

– suggest ‘this should be a fun lesson’ on the last lesson before your GCSE exams – that works

– spend the entire lesson when I am giving my last minute, ‘lets fool the examiner into thinking you know something’ tips, writing in those bloody notebooks.

– ask me if I can look after your exercise book – yup last time I see you. Then look surprised and a little bit hurt when I refuse.

– if you’re a timetabler put a year 11 class on the one lesson a week you have them so that you miss a third of their classes – oh and make it a really good class, one that, if they had enough time would actually achieve good grades.